(206): Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn’t even gay until five minutes ago.
(913): I’m going to get pregnant and die… Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn’t listen
(865): I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
(604): You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn’t exactly catnip for bitches
(770): You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
jimfromit: it’s been a while. not many good texts on the website lately.

if you live in the maryland/virginia/dc area, come see me play ernst robel in spring awakening~ ↘