(206):
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn’t even gay until five minutes ago.
(913):
I’m going to get pregnant and die… Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn’t listen
(865):
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
(604):
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn’t exactly catnip for bitches
(770):
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
jimfromit:

it’s been a while. not many good texts on the website lately.